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Him again!
May 16 • Rethabile Masilo
The two cigarettes
Sipho is at it again!
May 14 • Rethabile Masilo
at the barber's
This guy sticks his head into a barbershop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?”
May 9
the train, the café, the scoffers
A philosophy professor, a priest, and a software engineer are stuck on a small regional train that breaks down in the middle of nowhere...
May 6 • Rethabile Masilo
monastery sound
A man was driving down the road when his car broke down near a monastery. He walked to the gate, knocked on the door, and asked if he could stay the…
May 3 • Rethabile Masilo

April 2026

a farm chicken
A man was driving at eighty kilometres an hour when he was overtaken by a three-legged chicken.
Apr 23 • Rethabile Masilo
a frayed knot
A string enters a place where it clearly isn’t welcome, briefly leaves to alter its appearance, then returns with quiet confidence. When challenged, it…
Apr 21 • Rethabile Masilo
sex education class
Ret's ESL Jokes
Apr 8 • Rethabile Masilo
religious fishing
Ret's ESL Jokes
Apr 5 • Rethabile Masilo
south-african honeymoon
Ret's ESL Jokes
Apr 3 • Rethabile Masilo

March 2026

donating blood
Ret's ESL Jokes
Mar 30 • Rethabile Masilo
at an auction
Ret's ESL Jokes
Mar 25 • Rethabile Masilo
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