Sipho
Him again!
A Ladybrand Highway Patrol officer pulls over a Harley rider for speeding and asks for his name.
“Sipho,” the old biker replies.
“Sipho what?” the officer inquires.
“Just Sipho,” the man responds.
In a good mood and considering letting the biker off with a warning, the officer presses, “Come on, what’s your last name?”
The old man sighs and says, “I used to have a last name, but I lost it.”
The officer, now curious and slightly amused, decides to play along. “Okay, Sipho, how did you lose your last name?”
The biker leans back and begins his tale. “Well, it’s a long story. I was born Sipho Johnson. I worked hard in school, got good marks, and eventually earned my degree and became Sipho Johnson, MD.
“But after some time, being a doctor became dull, so I returned to university and became a dentist. Then I was Sipho Johnson, MD, DDS.
“Things were going well until I started fooling around with my assistant, and she gave me VD. So I was Sipho Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
“The ADA found out about the VD and took away my DDS, so I was just Sipho Johnson, MD, with VD.
“Then the AMA got involved, and they removed my MD, so I became Sipho Johnson with VD.
“Finally, the VD took away my Johnson, and that’s how I became… Just Sipho.”
The officer walked away, laughing so hard he had tears in his eyes.