religious fishing
Ret's ESL Jokes
The Pope, the Dalai Lama, and the Archbishop of Canterbury decide to go fishing. They hire a boat and row out to the middle of a lake. It is a scorching day, and within an hour or two they have finished all the beer.
“Let’s row back to shore and get a carry-out from the local pub,” says the Pope.
“No need,” says the Dalai Lama. He steps over the side of the boat and calmly walks across the surface of the water to the shore. Ten minutes later, he returns with more beer and steps into the boat.
Half an hour later, they run out of beer again.
“My turn,” says the Pope. He peers over the side and breaks into a broad smile. He steps over and walks across the water, returning shortly after with more beer, strolling back to the boat.
Another half hour passes, and once again the beer is gone.
The Archbishop steps over the side of the boat and immediately sinks below the surface. The other two haul him back aboard. As he lies there coughing and spluttering, the Pope says, “Do you think we should have told him about the stepping stones?”