eve & adam
Ret's ESL Jokes
God was assigning traits to Adam and Eve and realised he had only two traits left. He decided to let them choose.
“I have two remaining traits,” God said. “The first is the ability to pee while standing.”
Adam immediately jumped up. “I’ll take that one! I can go anywhere without sitting down. I can even write my name in the snow!”
God raised an eyebrow. “You’re sure? You haven’t heard the other option.”
Adam waved him off. “Doesn’t matter. Standing up to pee is unbeatable.”
God turned to Eve. “Are you all right with this?”
Eve looked at Adam’s excitement, shrugged, and smiled. “That’s fine. I’m sure whatever I get will be just fine.”
God nodded. “Very well. Eve, you receive the remaining trait: multiple orgasms.”
Vocabulary
trait: A particular quality or characteristic.
unbeatable: Impossible to improve upon.
shrug: To raise one’s shoulders to show indifference.
Grammar Focus
Past continuous: “was assigning” sets the background.
Past simple: “jumped”, “said”, and “nodded”… show completed actions.
Synonyms & Alternatives
shrugged: gestured, showed indifference
waved him off: dismissed, brushed aside
Mini Dialogue
God: Are you sure about your choice?
Adam: Absolutely. It’s unbeatable.
Eve: I’m fine with whatever I get.
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