a little head
Ret's ESL Jokes
A huge, muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender keeps staring, because even though the man has a giant body, his head is only the size of an orange.
The bartender gives him the beer and says, “I’m not trying to be weird, but your muscles are amazing! I just have to ask—why is your head so small?”
The big man sighs. He’s clearly heard this question many times. “One day,” he says, “I was out hunting and got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help. I followed the sound and found a frog sitting by a stream.”
“No way,” says the bartender.
“Yeah. I picked up the frog, and it said, ‘Kiss me, and I will turn into a genie and give you three wishes.’”
“Go on!”
“So I looked around to make sure no one was watching, and I kissed the frog. POOF! It turned into a beautiful, naked woman.”
“She said, ‘You now have three wishes.’”
“I looked at my skinny 115-pound body and said, ‘I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenegger.’ She nodded, snapped her fingers, and POOF! I was so huge I ripped right out of my clothes.”
“She asked, ‘What is your second wish?’”
“What happened next?” asks the bartender.
“I looked at her and said, ‘I want to make love to you right here.’ She agreed, lay down, and we made love by the stream for hours.”
“After we were done, she whispered, ‘You still have one more wish. What will it be?’”
“I looked at her and said, ‘How about a little head?’”
Vocabulary
stream: a small narrow river
genie: a magical spirit who grants wishes
naked: without clothes
The frog sat by a stream.
The frog turned into a genie.
She was beautiful and naked.
Grammar Focus
The joke uses past continuous and direct speech.
Past continuous: The bartender kept staring → action in progress.
Direct speech: “Go on!” says the bartender.
Synonyms & Alternatives
stream: brook, creek
genie: djinn, spirit
naked: nude, bare, denuded
head: en français… pipe, turlutte
Mini Dialogue
Bartender: Why is your head so small?
Man: Long story about a frog.
Bartender: Go on!
Man: Bad wish—asked for a little head.
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